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David Piovesan

Gordon Graham

Born in Pennsylvania, Gordon was doomed to follow the family tradition of toiling as a marine welder. At the age of 13, while being taught the basics of welding, he accidentally made a microphone. He quickly realized that the easiest way to get "rip-roaring drunk" was screaming songs in country roadhouses across America. At the age of 16, now a hooligan, he is jailed in New York City for simple possession and there he meets Joe Jones. They become fast friends, and form The Three Stooges. While running from the New York City mafia, they end up in L.A. There they meet Randy Rebel at a party at Eric Estrada’s house.

His motto: "Give me a Rrrrr!"

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David Piovesan

Shun Young

Born in Tucson, Arizona, of a Honduran mother and an Algerian-Dakaran father, Shun was deaf and dumb at birth. He responded only to low frequencies, giving him a special gift for the bass guitar. With the first profits from playing professionally he bought himself vocal cords and a bionic ear. The biceps and shoulders were on special and came free with the operation that week.

His motto: "I’m gonna’ play it so deep!"

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David Piovesan

Randy Rebel

Lonely and withdrawn, they say he left his family in Dakota at 8 years old with $1.25 that he stole from his mother’s purse. He took the "Runaway Train" to L.A. Once there, he is said to have opened a Macdonald’s, and it was while tapping on a Big Mac box that he discovered his passion for drums. At age 14, he formed Karma Iguanas, which six years later would become the world famous band Karma Kameleons.

His Motto: "Let's rock!"

Jack Hackett

Originally from Manchester, England, the son of a wealthy British aristocrat, Jack studied the harpsichord from a young age. He immigrated to the United States in 1978 while still adolescent and wild, and quickly appropriated the "New Wave" movement, the synthesizer, and a rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle. He reportedly first tried his luck as a model for Fetish Magazine (synthesizers are expensive!).

His motto: "Where’s the party at?"

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David Piovesan

Joe Jones

He was the leader of a gang in the Bronx, NY. We know that he has a long criminal record that continues to follow him. It was during his many stays in juvenile detention that he learned the art of guitar, as well as the basics about styling and hairdressing. Joe is a hard man with a big heart who has a weakness for girls, and is known for his sex appeal.

His motto: "I have no limits..."

Nikki Star

Nikki was chosen from among the best singers of the renowned Berklee College of Music in Boston, Massachusetts. We know little about this "nymphet of the night" other than the fact that she drives the crowds crazy, breaking hearts everywhere the tour bus goes. Every self-respecting college student should have a poster of Nikki Star in his locker...

Her motto: "You wanna call me?"